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Last chance to talk me out of my $5,000 moneypit, 2017 with 4,000 miles, no warantee, slipon can n chickenstrips. IDK if the engine map is effed up, $300 bucks n a couple weeks to fix with dyno. I can still get a refund, can return my bling to Cycle Gear. I really really REALLY need to save that cash to pay off my house, that would the mature responsible intelligent thing to do. But the Dragon is calling, i hear it roar from my back porch, US129 to Deals Gap NC, 318 curves n 18 cops n 0 ambulances in 11 miles with 14,000% increase in tickets for bikers. I risk my CDL but that job tries to put me in prison 100 years n off me daily. Havent told my fiance, my ghetto princess, shes tried to off me a few times, she gets out of prison soon, where I put her. When my Baby Ninja rolls out the showroom door its a done deal...

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1 hour before she nailed my head with a whole cantelope from across the room, I EARNED it with 2 of her gfs lol. Shes also handy with a bowie knife, baseball bat, ducktape, pliers and any automobile in my personal experience. If she walks away because of my Ninja, would I miss her? Would she leave me alive? Her current cellie is a lifer, murderers who kill their BFs are her BFFs. She tries to off all her BFs, some successfully. Anyone else in a similar situation?
 

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Too late MFers. 1st ride in 8 years. Only got flipped off once by a minivan, must be slippin. Good thing i wasnt on a 1000, commie Amerika hant handle freedom.


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Nice! (y)(y)(y)
Although, $5000 for a 2017 with 4000 miles seems a little steep.

1st ride in 8 years? lol, try 28 years!
When I bought my 2017 Ninja 300, I drove it home from the dealership after not being on an MC for 28 years! Drove it around the parking lot for a few minutes, and soon realized "it was just like riding a bicycle"! :LOL:
 

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Nice! (y)(y)(y)
Although, $5000 for a 2017 with 4000 miles seems a little steep.

1st ride in 8 years? lol, try 28 years!
When I bought my 2017 Ninja 300, I drove it home from the dealership after not being on an MC for 28 years! Drove it around the parking lot for a few minutes, and soon realized "it was just like riding a bicycle"! :LOL:
Yes thats what it felt like, as if my last ride was yesterday. 28 years... thats how long i was married, thats how long it took me to drive my xwife alcoholic n lesbian smh. $5000 includes taxes, dealer bs, buying tools, jackstands, helmet, armored jacket, boots, gloves, kevlar jeans n bs. Money pit.

On my 1st ride to the Dragon i remembered why i quit riding. The ride was normal, the police arrest was normal too. But they didnt arrest me this time, i just had to watch my PTSD play out in front of me, by the #1 ticket writing trooper in Tennessee, whom i beat in 30 seconds in court 10 years ago, so bad that the prosecutor threatened my lawyer to hide his name, so that other riders never learn how i did it. Watch videos of traffic stop and courtroom reporting here. So now im helping a tourist from the Great White North defeat this same trooper party pooper who crushed their dreams on their 1st run on the Dragon, after driving 12 hours from Daytona Bike Week plus 12 hours to get home n go back to work last nite, 26 hours driving n riding in 1 day. $1000 tickets are the norm for tourists, alot easier for locals to beat them in court, logistically near impossible for tourists to gather evidence n travel back to court to put up a fight. Note to tourists, usually not a good idea to pop a wheelie in front of 2 cops running a radar speed trap. If u get caught laff it off to the cop, dont deny it with such bs even the cop calls u a liar.
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The riding was fun tho im very rusty n learning to trusy my baby ninja compared to my triumph daytona 600. I loved my 600 after dyno tune n curing its tendency to catch fire n putting round tires on it. I like my 300 better. It rides better, it turns better, it cruises at 100, its faster in the curves than a 1000. My chicken strips almost gone on my rotted square tires. Fuel was $3.25 gallon, its was 99 cents a gallon on my 600. Fuel economy amazingly good even at high rpm. When i started riding n driving, gas was 19 cents a gallon, its even cheaper today in some nations, before we b0mb them into the stone age.

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Sweet; then it's a BARGAIN! (y)(y)
Plus the endless robbery by tshirts, fridge magnets, coffee cups, stickers n $15 burgers at tourist traps. Im trying very hard to avoid armed robbery by traffic cops n alcoholic judges.
 

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Another event on my 1st Dragon ride was a wild turkey nearly took the head off the R1 rider in front of me, he got it on gopro. Yes my 300 was faster than an R1 on the 318 curves in 11 miles, but that was his 1st run as a rookie. Thats how it is on the Dragon, usually a big surprise, rarely boring. Plenty of riders n sportscar drivers to talk to from all over the world. A lady rider had watched a member of her group ride airlifted by chopper, a $15,000 taxi ride plus $10,000 a day in ICU. Then she rode into the sunset to gamble at the mafia casino in Cherokee NC.

Hollywood makes movies there, local riders make dang good documentaries. Have you seen Deliverance?
 

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mafia casino in Cherokee NC.
:ROFLMAO: I had dinner there when we hit the Dragon in 2015. It was hilarious because when we went into Ruth's Chris the host looked us up and down like we couldn't afford the place, then sat us in the bar away from the other customers. I mean, we were freshly showered and wearing clean clothes, albeit shorts & t-shirts, after riding through 101 degree heat for 8 hours - he should've just been happy about that! Dinner was excellent, though.
 

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:ROFLMAO: I had dinner there when we hit the Dragon in 2015. It was hilarious because when we went into Ruth's Chris the host looked us up and down like we couldn't afford the place, then sat us in the bar away from the other customers. I mean, we were freshly showered and wearing clean clothes, albeit shorts & t-shirts, after riding through 101 degree heat for 8 hours - he should've just been happy about that! Dinner was excellent, though.
Ruth Chris is pretty high lol. Casino food is usually excellent n affordable in luxury. Ive been to the biker concerts next door, with nekid girls riding the mechanical bull. Thats the neighborhood :)

Some locals like bikers, some dont.

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Ruth Chris is pretty high lol. Casino food is usually excellent n affordable in luxury.
I'm too old for fast food every night - we rode from Iowa to Indianapolis via the very, very long way. We hit 13 states in 11 days and had a good time. The crazy thing is, we met up with several friends in Indy and ended up going to the Ruth's Chris downtown for dinner on the second night. What are ya gonna do? Ya can't take it with ya!
 

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I'm too old for fast food every night - we rode from Iowa to Indianapolis via the very, very long way. We hit 13 states in 11 days and had a good time. The crazy thing is, we met up with several friends in Indy and ended up going to the Ruth's Chris downtown for dinner on the second night. What are ya gonna do? Ya can't take it with ya!
Sounds like an awesome roadtrip. A good steak is still my fav meal, i got food poisoning yesterday from ground beef at Deals Gap. My dad said his goal was to spend it all before his kids got it. So my bro n sis locked him in the old folks home, then offed him. A lesson for all of us.
 
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